When You're dating an older man:
and you get invited to a black tie wedding, he will probably just be able to pull something appropriate out of the closet while you spend WEEKS researching black tie and looking at websites before finding the perfect dress.
|Love this Pic! We look Fabulous|
if you suddenly feel like you are turning into a mermaid cuz you can't stop drinking water just like what happened in the 13th year, he will not get the reference because he never saw a Disney Channel Original Movie
|Love me some Disney Channel Originals|
He was drinking legally before you were even in high school
|Don't worry now that ur legal he will liquor u up real proper.|
He is likely to have an adorable lil girl thus leading to his SCARY witch neighbor asking you one day where YOUR little girl is.....Yeah awkward
|Scary Witch Neighbor Lady|
And these are just the few scenarios that happened in the past week!